Airport security is no joking matter

“What’s he doing, looking for the detonator?” I mumbled as I waited just beyond security. But I was careful not to let anybody hear me. The yogurt was dumped, and she was free to go.

There was a connection at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, in Houston, where they incessantly repeat that grating recorded announcement by the lady who has a voice just like Granny in “The Beverly Hillbillies,” who warns that “inappropriate jokes or remarks concerning security” will get you arrested.

I’m pretty sure the word “detonator” would fall into the category of inappropriate material, even if modified by the word “yogurt.”

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